@NicCageMatch: Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile.
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@_ISpeakTrue: Guys aren't the only one who get friendzoned! I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met his girlfriends parents
@lisaxy424: "zombies aren't real zombies aren't real zombies aren't real zombies aren't real" - me, walking my dog at night
@chrisdowning: Whenever someone is doing math in their head, I just squint and give a good thinking face, then agree with whatever answer they got.
@Brampersandon_: KID: I'm starting to feel like I'll never find a Coke with my name on it MOM: Just keep looking, Dangquestrious