@NicCageMatch: Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile.
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@murrman5: [in a meeting] ok a Dracula movie except he's new in town and biting is illegal but he befriends the pastors daught- "that's just Footloose"
@Man_Ona_Ledge: That moment when u get shampoo in your eye And start wondering what you will name your guide dog.
@tigersgoroooar: pretty cool how no matter what's going on in the world, a teenager in a Metallica shirt will always look the same no matter what year it is.
@AsgardianRose: Perks of being an adult: I can eat 8 cookies, no one can stop me. Cons of being an adult: I ate 8 cookies, no one stopped me, I feel awful.