@NicCageMatch: Keeping a blood capsule in my mouth for the next guy who tells me to smile.
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@mattgallo123: The only thing more shocking than finding water on planet Mars would be finding me in Planet Fitness.
@VanCityBlonde: Let's talk about the elephant in the room. I apologize for bringing it in here last night. There was alcohol involved. Can we keep him?
@Adar79Angie: You girls are so cute, talking about crumbs in your bra. I found a missing hiker in mine.