@2tickytacky: *keeps applying antiperspirant until he can remember doing both armpits*
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@GoodZiIIa: me: hole in the wall places are often the best places to eat mcdonalds manager: [just stares at me as the tow truck pulls my car out of the side of his building] me: so really i did you guys a favor
@eddiesteadyno: Making reservations for one at a fancy restaurant because every now and then, I like to be wined and dined before I take advantage of myself