@2tickytacky: *keeps applying antiperspirant until he can remember doing both armpits*
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@QwertyJones3: Me: You bought 6 bottles of carpet cleaning solution? Wife: Yes. Me: We have hard wood floors. Wife: I had a coupon that was expiring today!
@smithsara79: Roses are red, violets are- Guy who named red onions: Blue! Violets are definitely blue!