@funnybeachgirl: Kegels: because how else are you supposed to grind fresh coffee beans during a power outage?
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@timdonakowski: I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets.
@BlindChow: [breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE
@DaddyJew: Please keep my son in your prayers, he walked out of the house with only 3% battery left on his kindle and judging by his reaction this is the end of the world. Prayers
@spicy_peen: How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush