@funnybeachgirl: Kegels: because how else are you supposed to grind fresh coffee beans during a power outage?
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@juanadog: Say, hypothetically, I was stuck in an air vent over a dressing room at Lane Bryant. What kind of legal issues am I dealing with?
@themiltron: we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy
@LoriLuvsShoes: A CW told me for the 50th time that her baby learned how to walk so I told her"if you really wanna impress me lmk when it learns how to fly"
@One_FineMess: Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf while trying to gracefully exit a hammock.