@Spotzwoj: Kept nodding off at an estate auction and bought a garden gnome for 3 million dollars.
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@DevilryFun: I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF.
@Lovestained555: Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.
@thespacewad: If your parents say, "You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up", remind them that they'll have to die for you to be Batman.
@Tormny_Pickeals: if a bee sting u, u get a lil pain but the bee dies so who really wins? "lol im OWNING all these bees" i say as i put my face in the beehive