@Spotzwoj: Kept nodding off at an estate auction and bought a garden gnome for 3 million dollars.
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@kwirkyKerri: Doc: You need to increase your protein intake. Me: *buys the big bag of peanut butter cups*
@RobertJrDowney: I think Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous