@noog: *kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?
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@noogscorner: Splinter: Leo. Mikey: I'm Michelangelo. That's Leo. Donny: I'm Donatello. That's Leo. Leo: I thought I was Raphael. - Why they wear masks
@KeetPotato: Yes, I'd like to return this pizza "is there a problem, sir?" *opens box* ITS GOT NO TOPPINGS ON "sir, you've opened the box upside-down"
@caliluvgirl77: I can't have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed.