@noog: *kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?
@kiralc: I have, a really beautiful body
under my floor boards
@GreenishDuck: Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian.
@wsforbes: I miss you... then I eat something and it goes away...
@rachelle_mandik: has anyone fixed the sound barrier yet
@moose_chocolate: The E. coli in the city water supply means I am just one glass away from my goal weight.