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@comer310: Kid: Are you the babysitter?

Sting: Yes. Every breath you take. Every step you take. I'll be watching you. It'll be fun!

Kid: *horrified*

Kid: Are you the babysitter?

Sting: Yes. Every breath you take. Every step you take. I’ll be watching you. It’ll be fun!

Kid: *horrified*

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