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@JessG828: Kid just asked "why is it called 'flipping the bird'? Why not turtle? Flipping the Turtle." I can't even answer that bc WHY NOT TURTLE?!

Kid just asked “why is it called ‘flipping the bird’?  Why not turtle?  Flipping the Turtle.”  I can’t even answer that bc WHY NOT TURTLE?!

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