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@GoldenSpirals: Kid: Mommy, can we get a pineapple?

Mom: No, sweetie. I don't know how to cut them.

Kid: I know Mommy! You use a knife.

Kid: Mommy, can we get a pineapple? 

Mom: No, sweetie. I don’t know how to cut them. 

Kid: I know Mommy! You use a knife.

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