@sharkies3: Kid threw a rainbow slushee at my windshield .... Thought I hit a unicorn
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@GodlessUtopia: "I'm not usually religious, but..." - Dan Mintz #LGBT #gayrights #equality #atheist #ReligiousFreedom . .
@Kendragarden: Sometimes I like to freak my husband out by asking where this relationship is going.
@Parker_Simpson: When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ