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@Marlebean: Kid: What's this?
Me: A napkin holder
K: What's a napkin?
M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty
K: You mean like the couch?
M: ...

Kid: What’s this?
Me: A napkin holder
K: What’s a napkin?
M: You wipe your hands on it when they’re dirty
K: You mean like the couch?
M: …

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