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@truegritrumble: KID:I drew you a picture!
ME:What's this?
KID:Our house.
ME:What's the orange stuff?
KID:Fire.
ME:Why's the house on fire?
KID:I wanna PS4.

KID:I drew you a picture!
ME:What’s this?
KID:Our house.
ME:What’s the orange stuff?
KID:Fire.
ME:Why’s the house on fire?
KID:I wanna PS4.

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