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@ShortSleeveSuit: KIDNAPPER: all of my demands are on the table
POLICE CAT: for now
@deathoftheparty: lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake
@Thynebear: *pulls away from kissing*
batman, is this why I'm your sidekick?
@ChipKellysBalls: Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like G.I Joe doll put in a microwave on high for twenty minutes
@Angibangie: Me: Do you have assorted cheeses?
Mom [exactly right next to me]: A sword of jesus?
Me: Yes ma, did you have a sword of jesus?
Dad [from down the hall]: We have lots of cheese in the top drawer of the fridge!
@BlaineKy: My Fitbit said I took 25 steps today...
maybe if I move my recliner closer to the bathroom, I be able to cut my steps in half !