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@Home_Halfway: KIDNAPPER: Get in the trunk
ME: You're abducting me 4 days before Christmas?
K: Heh yep
ME: Omg thank you
K: What
ME: I'm all yours
K: Wait

KIDNAPPER: Get in the trunk
ME: You’re abducting me 4 days before Christmas?
K: Heh yep
ME: Omg thank you
K: What
ME: I’m all yours
K: Wait

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