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@Chumpstring: KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I'm holding your son for ransom.

DAD: I have no money, what's the ransom?

KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid.

KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I’m holding your son for ransom.

DAD: I have no money, what’s the ransom?

KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid.

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