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@NewDadNotes: Kidnapper: [on the phone] we have your sister, the ransom is $100,000
Me: no thanks
Kidnapper: but she’s your family
Me: I mean, we haven’t talked in 8 months
Kidnapper: you could call her too you know
Me:
Kidnapper:
Me: nice try Mom
Dad: [in the background] did it work?

Kidnapper: [on the phone] we have your sister, the ransom is $100,000
Me: no thanks
Kidnapper: but she’s your family
Me: I mean, we haven’t talked in 8 months
Kidnapper: you could call her too you know
Me:
Kidnapper:
Me: nice try Mom
Dad: [in the background] did it work?

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