@ImLeslieChow: Kidnapping is such a strong word. I prefer the term, "surprise adoption".
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@jacquiewalters: "What should we name them?" Grapes "And what about these?" Grapefruits "I see. So one is a larger version of another?" Not at all "Perfect"
@bourgeoisalien: Sometimes I buy enormous pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight.
@juliussharpe: I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea.