@RobDenBleyker: Kids: Always remember to brush your drugs and don't do teeth.
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: New Password: Elephants <Not strong enough> New Password: Ants <Too strong> New Password: BabyBearsPorridge <Just right>
@ranndrew: Good Cop: We want to help you. Just tell us who was with you on the night of August the 15th. Bae Cop: My parents aren't home. Come over.
@shkeeber: Accepting a Facebook friend request from someone you follow on twitter is like bringing home your drug dealer to meet your family.
@joejwest: HANG GLIDER COP: I see a crime happening directly below me [glides on] Not much I can do