@KKAlThani: Kids are fun to be around. Then they start kicking, screaming, drooling, crying, fighting and then you're just grateful they're not yours.
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@ShortSleeveSuit: ME: have you seen my briefcase? HIM: I found it and turned it into the front desk ME: dammit man how am I gonna carry that home now?
@heymermaid: Stop saying I'm my own worst enemy. My worst enemy is Johan, from the stables; I want him dismissed, but he's curried such favor with father