@KKAlThani: Kids are fun to be around. Then they start kicking, screaming, drooling, crying, fighting and then you're just grateful they're not yours.
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@shutupmikeginn: Me: It's cold outside. Them: It's not cold outside. Not compared to the place i lived which was colder, which I'm about to elaborate on.
@BoogTweets: Dove: Dad, what's my name mean? Me: It's the symbol for love Swallow: What about mine? Me: Umm, true love.
@LeoLion_16: My neighbours loved that song so much, they threw a rock in my window to hear it better.
@lloydrang: Texts delivered by Bluetooth right to your wrist? Not on my watch.
@samalmightysam: That awkward moment when a person says they need their beauty sleep when what they really need is plastic surgery.
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