@KKAlThani: Kids are fun to be around. Then they start kicking, screaming, drooling, crying, fighting and then you're just grateful they're not yours.
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@AndrewNadeau0: 1ST MAN: I'm sorry, I- 1ST HORSE: It's fine. M: H: M: It's just why BOTH walk? So I thoug- H: I said it's fine Gary, stop bringing it up!
@shadonium: Me: do you love me? Siri: I'm only your assistance. Me: if you don't, I will jump off a bridge. Siri:there are two bridges near you.
@Owl_Meat: [Next door dog barking] Me: *inserts earpugs* [Barking intensifies] Me: wtf................haha oh *removes earpugs and inserts earplugs*