@KKAlThani: Kids are fun to be around. Then they start kicking, screaming, drooling, crying, fighting and then you're just grateful they're not yours.
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@StaceyShortcake: Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant.
@littlelady899: When someone says "Happy New Years" I wonder, how many years are they talking about?
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Before I play it, I hold the needle from the record and whisper 3..2..1. It's the vinyl countdown.
@TheTweetOfGod: The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things.