@LittleHarmonica: Kids are like bears. If you play dead eventually they'll leave you alone.
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@Dunn_Right: Hey all you parents who recently named your kid Jax We get it you're unoriginal and watch SOA Hold on my daughter Grey's Anatomy is crying
@TheNardvark: She said that having a successful marriage is all about making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano.
@tigersgoroooar: if you're in a sports bar but don't understand sports just keep repeating the phrase "damn they gotta get him the ball." everyone will agree