@TheSofiya: Kids are the worst CIA agents. I KNOW WATERBOARDING SUCKS KATIE BUT YOU CAN'T TELL THE TALIBAN EVERYTHING FOR A CAPRI SUN YOU IDIOT
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@ninetek: I bet the guy who invented falling asleep was totally like "Oh no! I died! Hey, wait a minute..."
@SnackMomSyndrom: If something happened to me today, my legacy would be how much my kids say "like"
@juliussharpe: Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?