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@SaraMansford: {Kid's bday party}

Me: Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar.

Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

{Kid’s bday party}

Me: Where’s the cake?

Mom of kid: We don’t believe in sugar. 

Me: I promise it’s real. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.

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