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@onion_an: Kids: Dad why have you never taken us swimming

[thinking of an excuse because I can't swim]

Me: I got killed by a shark once

Kids: Dad why have you never taken us swimming

[thinking of an excuse because I can’t swim]

Me: I got killed by a shark once

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