@1Happytwit: Kids don't scare me cause their little arms aren't strong enough to swing a chainsaw.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Kyle_Lippert: MTV giving awards for music is the same as Fox News giving an award for unbiased journalism.
@Fickle_Filly: The Five Stages of Christmas Shopping Grief: - denial - anger - strong language - moderate violence - a lifetime ban from Toys R Us
@BlindChow: Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. "You mean salami?" No, just a single salamus. "Um ok, anything else on that?" Yes, one pepperonus.
@Reel2Dialog2: [Inventing octopus] God: 8 arms Angel: okayyyy G: with suckie things A: and- G: Mouth like a parrot, shoots ink A: wtf G: ...I ate mushrooms