@carlyken: Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a "Do you like me: Yes or no?" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends.
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@jazmasta: In a parallel universe, a group of sentient guitars groan as one guitar gets out a human at a party.
@funnybeachgirl: "I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!" (Seductively takes baby dragon out of Gucci purse & lights cigarette.)
@Sean_Burgundy_: I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with "Why did you save my number?"