@Mr_goose007: Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks.
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@zwina_summer: My husband asked me why I never blink during sex, I told him there just isn't enough time.
@trevso_electric: If I were a manager at Stabucks I would be like, "You showed up latte for work today!" then when the laughing stops, "but no, you're fired."
@JeannieG40: Relationship status: Sitting in Home Depot parking lot, car hood open, and asking men if they can jump me.