@Mr_goose007: Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks.
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@KKAlThani: I wouldn't take a bullet for you but I'd definitely push someone in front of you to take it for you. Same thing.
@dougbies: I like long, romantic walks away from women that try catching the bouquet at weddings
@PimpBillClinton: The replacement refs pulled a @KimKardashian last night (screwed 53 rich black guys at the same time).