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@psybermonkey: [Kids party]

Wife: did you hire a magician like I asked?

Me: yep

[Backyard]

Mortician: next we'll cut open the chest cavity like so...

[Kids party]

Wife: did you hire a magician like I asked?

Me: yep

[Backyard]

Mortician: next we’ll cut open the chest cavity like so…

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