@HuggyOnline: Kids these days can't do shit without #Google. When I was a kid I didn't have Google. So, I pretty much couldn't do shit.
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@RidiculousSheri: Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats.
@Sassafrantz: At 17, Joan of Arc led the French to victory and I just looked for my phone while talking on it.
@KateQFunny: Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says "Don't Bother Me," so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works.