@HuggyOnline: Kids these days can't do shit without #Google. When I was a kid I didn't have Google. So, I pretty much couldn't do shit.
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@jergarl: One time a giant spider crawled up my sleeve. Ironically, that's also the day I learned karate on a ladder.
@evilmallelis: things I would say ALL THE TIME were I a Mysterious Widow: -how terribly kind of you -richard LOVED the water -i can't, i'm wearing gloves
@JediGigi: I like Halloween because no one questions the human skulls I keep on my front porch as long as I put candles in them.