@HuggyOnline: Kids these days can't do shit without #Google. When I was a kid I didn't have Google. So, I pretty much couldn't do shit.
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@juliussharpe: At the coffee shop, I saw a German guy reading the first few pages of a book about WWII and smiling. Keep reading, buddy. Keep reading.
@jordan_stratton: My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"
@lovemydogduck: I really hate working late. My ride turns into a pumpkin and I always end up losing a shoe.