@JermHimselfish: Kids today will never know the horror that would come from seeing a payphone start ringing suddenly in the middle of the night.
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@Jagershot901: Hot singles in your area want you to come over and load their dishwasher correctly.
@JediGigi: "I'm so lucky to have you."--- Me to my hand. No, it's not what you think. I just watched Hook.
@juliussharpe: I have the Anne Hathaway "It came true!" reaction whenever the guy at Subway hands me my sandwich.
@MarkTConard: Someone hash-tagged "share the love," and I read it as "shave the love." I thought, yeah, I can get on board with that.