@batkaren: Kids today'll bang just about anywhere
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@bridger_w: I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson
@deskslave1: When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think "oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"
@UncleDuke1969: In my late forties, I now find myself with gray hair, a delightful assortment of aches and pains, and surprisingly strong opinions on decorative throw pillows.