@SaraMansford: The only way I'd be scared of a ghost is if one was coming at me wearing a fitted sheet that I thought I'd have to eventually fold.

@NYC_Blonde: If someone specifies that you're book-smart and not street-smart or street-smart but not book-smart, they're calling you stupid.

@TravLeBlanc: Mary and Joseph chose to have Jesus in a barn rather than spend Christmas with their families.

@Love_bug1016: Kisses are like real estate .... Location Location Location

@Jayneymoo: I don't really care who came first, the chicken or the egg. I'm just glad somebody decided both could be broken and fried.