@Carbosly: This guy at my work is giving his wife a gym membership for Christmas. His name was John.

@BigHeb7: My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I'm rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991.

@_davidlucas_: *Stands guard with scissors and tinsel* Wait, you said "wrap battle", right?

@ericsshadow: GUY: my new boss is gay ME: my new bed sheets are warm GUY: [clearly frustrated] what does that have to do with anything? ME: exactly

@ClassicMegan: Bahaha. Loving the support, maybe we'll get this handled.