@dumbbeezie: Kids who were good at lying grew up to be meteorologists
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@Bottle_of_Death: *Reads your tweets, vomits into a bucket, mails bucket to you*- see what you made me do?
@TheBoydP: It's hard for me to believe that the new Star Wars trailer has already been seen millions of times. How do they even know where it's parked?
@DevinRange: I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying "Dark" Vader I may have to sell him.