@hazelmotes1: Kids, you'll never know the pain of digging the innards of a loved cassette out of a cheap stereo and crying as you wind it up with a pencil
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@Vice_Queen: I'm at a second grade music recital and this is by far the most effective form of birth control I've ever tried.
@MooseAllain: "Help! I can't get my jogging trousers off!" "We'll have to perform an emergency trackybottomy"
@dyldonot: Just back from my first rap battle. Complete disaster. I thought it was a nap battle and when the other guy saw my pajamas I was doomed.
@aveuaskew: The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.