@dshack8: KiK? Nope. I only joke about divorce. I'm not committed to it actually happening.
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@cjcapbt: I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly .
@goodersuk74: I got a new stick of deoderant. Instructions said: 'remove cap & push up bottom'. I can barely walk but when I fart the room smells lovely
@FavoritesYou: Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup? Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!
@noog: *lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean "digger"?