@LexReturns: The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later.

@matt_simpson84: That scene from Jurassic Park where the T-Rex is breathing heavily up against the jeep glass, except its me at the hotdog display in 7/11

@OrangeFact: HIM: Show me what that mouth do, girl ;) ME: *eats a fistful of bees*

@_ElvishPresley_: [face down in a bowl of hot soup] WAITER: is everything ok? ME: could I get a spoon or something

@primawesome: Did you know there's a type of spider that eats snails and uses the shell as armor to attack birds? That's not true. I'm sorry.