@rohtalks: As Newton once said, "For every male action, there is a female over-reaction".

@DanMentos: A family of crows flying into a windmill is a murder suicide

@_youhadonejob1: The fourth main religion.

@platinum2000: You don't have to seduce me with restraining orders and joyrides on the hood of your car, you had me at. "No, I was waving at my friend."

@Lisa_Laughs_: Your neck. There's an axe for that.