@mkat816: Kik you? Like what? In the face?
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@AmishPornStar1: Maybe I misheard him... But I think God just told me to start building a really big goat.
@HenpeckedHal: My son calls them "please cars" because any time I speed past a cop he hears me mutter "please don't pull me over!"
@Juicedballs: If babies named Todd don't call themselves "The Toddler" then what's the point of having a douchebag baby name like Todd?