@AmishPornStar1: Maybe I misheard him...
But I think God just told me to start building a really big goat.
@HenpeckedHal: My son calls them "please cars" because any time I speed past a cop he hears me mutter "please don't pull me over!"
@Juicedballs: If babies named Todd don't call themselves "The Toddler" then what's the point of having a douchebag baby name like Todd?
@OrangeFact: HIM: Show me what that mouth do, girl ;)
ME: *eats a fistful of bees*
@DanMentos: me: it smells like updog in here
me: what's updog
me: not much dog what's up with you lmao
me: lol
therapist: I see
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