@ibid78: Kill me once, shame on me. Kill me twice, shaman you.
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@Lhlodder: Playing a game with my kid where she draws a picture and I have one chance to guess what it is and if I'm wrong, everyone's day is ruined.
@_sinistroll: WIFE: He makes everything into a wood pun ME: This couch has such great lumber support WIFE: See?? THERAPIST: Try to stop ME: Oakey dokey
@imdaintyaf: Stop fussing over whether the glass is half full or half empty and just marvel at the fact that I managed to produce that much discharge.
@GingerHotDish: I'm not saying the character Merida was modeled after me, but I too would rather win an archery contest than be married.