@ibid78: Kill me once, shame on me. Kill me twice, shaman you.
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@Just_Beachy72: Just said “finger bang” instead of “finger guns” and this is why I shouldn’t ever be allowed to speak in public.
@Lisabug74: My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like: "Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"
@thestlouisan: My 5 year old just ended a phone call with "I gotta jump, Daddy. I'm out." And now everyone in my house is officially cooler than me.