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@Reverend_Scott: KILLER: I'M GONNA CATCH YOU

ME: YOU'LL NEVER CA- [stops running to pet a dog]

KILLER: I’M GONNA CATCH YOU

ME: YOU’LL NEVER CA- [stops running to pet a dog]

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