@jonnysun: *kills time while waitimg for train*
oh no with time dead the train will never arrive
@Wussawilla: Remember when you first joined twitter and you had no idea how to RT or what favstar was and remembered what your family looked like?
@Defiant_Doll: Me: That Febreze smells like Fireball.
Roommate: Yeah, normal people call that cinnamon.
@AnkCoupleTO: Picking a Xmas gift for your wife is hard, so I've decided to deplete our bank account, fake my own death & move to Thailand
She'll love it
@WilliamAder: Whenever someone jokingly replies, "Blocked," I laugh and laugh and then go check.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems.