@jonnysun: *kills time while waitimg for train*
oh no with time dead the train will never arrive
@Gooooats: By this time of year baby Jesus was probably already totally sick of playing with his frankincense.
@vanluvz1: I'm at my most nurturing when I'm plotting a way to drop my 12 yr old at school 3 days early.
@jordan_stratton: Please stop telling me how long your baby is in inches. I need something more visually relatable. Oh, your baby was 3.5 hot dogs long? Cool.
@FemaleTexts: yall i cant breathe rn
@MoistPork: Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let's make beautiful, douchey babies together.