@jonnysun: *kills time while waitimg for train*
oh no with time dead the train will never arrive
@JohnFugelsang: My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food.
@stockejock: Ok pregnant ladies. Today's the day!
@13spencer: A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic.
@dafloydsta: [buying a wood chipper]
ME: So does blood splatter everywhere when a body goes in?
@fillthevacuum: Now I'm trying to see if I can hear the ocean
- me, as a gynecologist