@jonnysun: *kills time while waitimg for train*
oh no with time dead the train will never arrive
@merrittk: cashier: youre so beautiful
me: thank you!
my brain: shes flattering u... to get u to buy more groceries...
@brianbowman73: I think this lady I'm stalking just found out. She changed her wifi name to:
"Hey you in the tree. I've called the cops."
@CoreyKeyz: Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then.
@CoopSoSarc: Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school.
@BCMontgo: What's the issue officer?
Officer: You have no idea why I pulled you over?
I have some ideas, but would like to hear your opinion first.