@jonnysun: *kills time while waitimg for train*
oh no with time dead the train will never arrive
@i_love_fudge: Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there's a giant dog with a tiny woman in her purse.
@WilliamAder: I think Diane knows I was her Secret Santa at this morning's office party, because this afternoon I had to borrow my stapler back from her.
@armyVet1972: Just saw a boneless KFC commercial followed by an ad for apple flavored beer. Anyone remember when adults didn't act like five year olds?
@funnyhumour: How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.
@Drops: How is tinder still free?