@jonnysun: *kills time while waitimg for train*
oh no with time dead the train will never arrive
@mybigblondelife: If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape.
@gruffybeard: 9: Daddy, wanna hear something cool?
9: *tells story*
Me: Ok, well clearly we need to work on how you define "something cool".
@AristotlesNZ: The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass.
@KevinFarzad: The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just "lay in bed and watch TV all day" I traveled very far thank u
@Manali_Shetye5: Him:The seven dwarves were on a bus, they all started to feel Sleepy. So Sleepy got off.
Me:Oh come on, man! That pun was Dopey!