@michaelianblack: Kim Davis becoming a Republican, dealing a huge blow to the "intolerant homophobic religious fundamentalist" wing of the Democratic Party.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@chuuew: ME: [practising my samurai sword moves in the mirror] [ever so slightly later] ME: [dying from massive blood loss]
@iwearaonesie: Hell hath no fury like a toddler who demanded to use a fork to eat his soup and can’t eat his soup
@Metalligretch: Yelling "wooooo" when the singer says the name of your town is what separates us from the animals.
@redpawn3: I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?