@michaelianblack: Kim Davis becoming a Republican, dealing a huge blow to the "intolerant homophobic religious fundamentalist" wing of the Democratic Party.
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@llvvzz: Your psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
@jwoodham: "Friends" ended 10 years ago today, but thanks to television, "me having friends" ended long before that.
@CelebrityChez: My biggest regret is probably that time I let a guy dressed up as a hotdog give me a haircut.