@kelkulus: Kim Jong Un has upgraded himself from "Leader of North Korea" to "Supreme Leader of North Korea" by adding sour cream and extra cheese.
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@matt_simpson84: The best thing about Facebook is learning about all the 19-year-olds that miss the 80s.
@joerogan: There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again.
@noog: Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job