@LeviathanPride: Kim Jong Un is 30, runs a dictatorship, executes ex-girlfriends, and openly threatens to annihilate the US. What am I doing with MY life?
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@FloodyHippie: As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long.
@Kyle1092: There's a police officer trying to get me to roll down my window. I'm calling the cops.
@MsGreenGoddess: If you don't sit down to a nice big plate of breakfast for dinner once in a while, you're missing out on one of the best things in life.
@yoopnative: Just ran outside in a t shirt & panties to save a bird from my cat's mouth. My kid thinks I'm a hero. My neighbor wants to have drinks later