@TheThryll: Kind of sad that the most fragile men in the world are required by law to become pro wrestling referees.
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@FinallyHeSleeps: Finding $5 you didn't know you had is awesome til you realize you're 34, it's 2011 & $5 won't even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff.
@fart: i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf
@chuuew: ME: [practising my samurai sword moves in the mirror] [ever so slightly later] ME: [dying from massive blood loss]