@TheThryll: Kind of sad that the most fragile men in the world are required by law to become pro wrestling referees.
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@Playing_Dad: Wife: OMG the baby just swallowed some Scrabble tiles! Me: Which ones? Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
@954LeenO: I dont pretend to be anything I'm not.. Except for sober I've pretended to be sober a few times
@caribbeanaj: I really wanted to remarry the woman I divorced a year ago, but she said I was only after my money.
@GFGander: How crazy is it that we used to say "three and a half inch floppy" with a straight face