@JohnHilsen: Kinda cool how Earth is the largest planet in the whole world.
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@jergarl: Wife: What ARE you doing? Me: [pelvic thrusting around the kitchen] Gettin jiggy wit it what's it look like? W: Making the dog nervous.
@Emma_HumbleBea: When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, "shit and run".
@scorpicpanda: When the imaginary zebras start sawing off your legs, it's time to lay off the hard stuff.