@JohnHilsen: Kinda cool how Earth is the largest planet in the whole world.
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@weinerdog4life: When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch
@TheRolo: [Walking around the office] *Sees nosepicker* *Hears burper* *Smells gas* Boss: What are you doing? Calculating the..."Gross Margin."
@SufficientCharm: 6am: Too tired 8am: This isn't so bad 1pm: OMG so tired 5pm: zombie 8pm: Dead 10pm: LETS SWIM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL & OVERTHINK FOR HOURS