@thetobbie: Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says "welcome"...
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@Mr_Kapowski: *Boss approaches desk* "What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"
@chinty88: I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred? . . . . . The top ans was . . . . . GET the hell outta of my bathroom!
@shatterpants: I am realistically only 1 crossbow away from accidentally killing someone with a crossbow.
@Sarcasticsapien: Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity.