@danjan13: Kindly respect my midwestern lifestyle and do not make any crude or irreverent jokes at this time.
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@Ms_WhateverV: Kids wont go to sleep so I'm playing hide&seek. And now they'll never find me, because they aren't old enough to drive or get into this bar.
@Blondiethegood: I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.
@mstluvstrinkets: The look on my husbands face while watching a Victoria's Secret commercial tells me exactly where all my catalogs went.
@BrandonBrown522: Paranoid? I don't even know what that word means. I don't have time to learn new words, people are trying to kill me.