@danjan13: Kindly respect my midwestern lifestyle and do not make any crude or irreverent jokes at this time.
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@RamblingMachine: My crush said we can't be together because he's seeing another woman so I asked him to rub his eyes and check if I still look different.
@FunnyTunes: Shopkeeper:This is made of pure virgin wool sir. Me:You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me,will it keep me warm?
@sfreeze6: [HR office] HR: you know why you're here, right? Me: HR: you can't "contract" Down's Syndrome & you can't call in sick with it