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@iamspacegirl: KING SOLOMON: I shall cut it in two, half for each of you.

WOMAN: sure

ME: OH GOD NO!

KING SOLOMON: ok this is clearly your meatball sub.

KING SOLOMON: I shall cut it in two, half for each of you.

WOMAN: sure

ME: OH GOD NO!

KING SOLOMON: ok this is clearly your meatball sub.

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