@81I2: Kiss her in the middle of her sentence
chicks dig when you visit them in jail
@BarbiesUglyCuzn: What is this 'wrong hole' you people speak of?
@UncleDuke1969: Mrs. Potato Head: OH MY GOD!
Mr. Potato Head: What?
Mrs. PH: Your browser history.
Mr. PH: I can explain!
Mrs. PH: TATER TOTS YOU PERVERT?!?
@Pat_Bren: Hey, Sean Bean, it's either pronounced Shaun Baun or Seen Bean. You can't have it both ways.
@theshantilly: Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that?
Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty.
@loribuckmajor: Removed my spanx slip and accidentally ricocheted myself into the neighbors backyard.