@81I2: Kiss her in the middle of her sentence
chicks dig when you visit them in jail
@Death_Buddy: *On date*
Her: hey, how are you?
Me: yeah really g..
BRAIN: *interrupting* TELL HER THAT RAP ABOUT ANTS YOU MADE UP ON THE WAY HERE.
@4ndBest: Girl dog: I'm into bad boys
Guy dog: [remembering his owner saying how much of a good boy he is] ..oh
@knot_eye: "Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."
- condescending con descending
@Rollinintheseat: When you're talking to someone with no teeth, you find out teeth are also a retaining wall for spit.
@rickolantern: When did razors get so expensive?
Three more payments and I'll be able to shave