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@Love_bug1016: Kisses are like real estate ....
Location Location Location
@Cheeseboy22: Just started a new diet where I order Wendy's salad and then eat all my kids' fries.
@Token_Geezer: Paul McCartney wrote 'Yesterday'
But he also wrote 'Obla-de-obla-da' and 'Ebony and Ivory'
So, don't worry if some of your tweets are shit
@fro_vo: Evil Queen: mirror-
Hand Mirror: what
Evil Queen: mirror-
Hand Mirror: WHAT
Evil Queen: on the wall
Hand Mirror: oh shit sorry
@NikiWithIssues: I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.
@RunwayDan: "What's your name?"
"Who's your daddy?"
"Is he rich like me?"
These "reset your password" questions are getting kind of weird.