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@Reverend_Scott: [kisses daughter goodnight]
Sleep tight.

"Daddy, where do babies come from?"

Amazon.

"Why's it take 9 months?"

Shipping. Go to sleep.

[kisses daughter goodnight]
Sleep tight.

“Daddy, where do babies come from?”

Amazon.

“Why’s it take 9 months?”

Shipping. Go to sleep.

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