@MindyFurano: Kissing someone mid sentence is only cute in movies. I will press my hand against your face and slowly push it way until I'm done talking.
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@naderdagher: If he pauses a video game to text you, he's probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,
@AbbyHasIssues: Whenever someone says, “Good question” I never hear their answer because I’m too busy congratulating myself for asking such a good question.
@JermHimselfish: The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face.