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@Mr_Kapowski: [kissing]

Wife: *breathy whisper* Do you want to take my shirt off?

Me: *breathy whisper* I'm not wearing your shirt

[kissing]

Wife: *breathy whisper* Do you want to take my shirt off?

Me: *breathy whisper* I’m not wearing your shirt

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